|Portrayed by||Darcy Shean|
|First appearance||Long Weekend|
|Final appearance||The Inheritance|
|Child(ren)|| Louise (daughter)|
Gloria Massey was the wife of Eugene Hofstadt.
Betty Hofstadt had strong reactions to Gloria, whom she considers a "vulture". Don tried to calm her down and suggested that Gene couldn't even fix himself a cup of tea by himself after having been married for 40 years. ("Long Weekend")