"I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess." - Waldorf Stories
"Be careful what you wish for, because you might get it, and then people get jealous and try to take it away from you."- Waldorf Stories
"Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove." - Ladies Room
"You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do." - New Amsterdam
"It's your life - you don't know where it's going but you know it ends badly"
"Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides." -Indian Summer